one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the
government takes both and gives you milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows, the
government takes both and sells you milk.
NAZISM: You have two cows, the
government takes them and kills you.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one
and buy a male. You multiply your cows and
there is economic growth. You sell them,
you retire and you live on your profits.
MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows,
you sell one and buy a male. You multiply
your cows and you buy those of your
neighbors. The latter become your
shepherds, you pay them in monkey
currencies and they die poor.
AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you
sell one and you have to make the other one
to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of
producing beyond her capacity, she dies.
You take a consultant to understand this
death.
FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go
on strike because you want a third.
GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you
modify them so that they live 100 years, eat
once a month and treat themselves.
CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you
sell milk to your compatriots and you
produce plastic milk to export to the rest of
the world.
BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two
cows, you eat them all the same day and you
dream that donors or the international
community give you others. You go to a
church or a mosque pray to Jesus or Allah
for them to give you other cows. You fast 40
days and 40 nights without eating or
drinking so that the cows will fall from
Heaven. You recite "Hail Mary" a million times
without success. You look for passages that
speak of cows in the Bible or the Quran
hoping to see the cows appear. At the end
you have no strength to read the Bible or
the Quran. You become a prophet of _the
good news of the cows_ that will be coming
soon. You die in extreme poverty
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